ALERT: The Somox has spread through the air. Symptoms include HDPV lenses that infect your world with enhanced contrast and brighter colors, or photochromic lenses that adapt to changing light. Victims report a No Slip Grip? that hugs your face, and a lightweight, sturdy frame. Warning: Prolonged wear may lead to 900s. Please use the glasses responsibly.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
How to: Clean the lens of your Pit Viper with the Limpcloth? (included with every Pit Viper) and warm breath or with Snake Oil Lens Cleaner (sold separately).
How not to: Do not clean the lens of your Pit Viper with bleach, dish soap, chemical household cleaners, saltwater, sandpaper, sweat, or other bodily fluids? not even in mysterious ways.
PACKAGE CONTENTS
- 1 x Pit Viper
- 1 Tie Downs?-glasses strap
- 1 Limpcloth?